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I'll crack your back after... I .. Um...

PERRY, Iowa -- A Perry chiropractor is charged with assault after a patient reported him to police.Police said Dan Duffy was charged after the complaint was filed in Dallas County in January. He was charged with simple misdemeanor assault on Aug. 10.According to the complaint, a woman being examined for a back injury was lying on her stomach when Duffy pulled up her shirt to expose her lower back.According to the woman's statement, Duffy began massaging her lower right back and buttocks area. Sometime during the exam Duffy left the exam room. He then returned to the room and stood on the left side of the table. The woman told authorities that at that point she heard Duffy unzip his pants and heard what she described as "masturbating."The woman said that after the exam her mother took her to the police station. Police swabbed her lower back for evidence.The state Division of Criminal Investigation lab confirmed that sperm from the lower back swabs on the w...

Man arrested for filming under women’s skirts at Coralville mall

A Coralville man was arrested Monday after police say he filmed two women without their knowledge at the Coral Ridge Mall. According to an arrest report, Richard K. Rowell, 66, allegedly reached under the skirts of two different women at two different locations at the mall, 1451 Coral Ridge Ave., and taped them with a camcorder. Police said the victims did not have knowledge that Rowell was filming them. Rowell has been charged with invasion of privacy, a serious misdemeanor. If you have to go to the mall and do this, you watch too much porn.

Naked Hippie in Marion

Marion police caught a Cedar Rapids man with his pants down Monday, but there’s more to the story. On a whim, Robert C. Thomas, 50, decided to strip naked and ride his bicycle through Legion Park in Marion, police said. An officer making a routine check of the trail around 11:20 a.m. made the discovery. Thomas jumped into some weeds and tried to get dressed when he noticed the officer, police said. It was too late. “He was just getting back to nature,” Lt. Scott Elam said. “He said he just wanted to see what it would be like to be naked out in the wild. He was told that this wasn’t a good place to do that.” No one other than the officer witnessed Thomas riding the bike, saving him from an indecent exposure charge. Thomas was cited for public nudity, a simple misdemeanor, and released. Fully clothed, this time. Bro, he was just trying to spread peace, love and happiness.

Great parenting we have these days..

Happy Birthday!

Hy-Vee Hot Deals

An Iowa City man was arrested after police say he exposed himself to a female co-worker at a Hy-Vee store in Coralville. According to a criminal complaint from the Johnson County Sheriff’s Office, Matthew Keller, 25, asked a co-worker into an employee-only room at Hy-Vee, 1914 8th Street in Coralville, on April 17 to “show her something.” When the woman entered the room, she saw Keller had exposed his genitals. Later the same day, Keller photographed his genitals and sent the images to the co-worker’s cell phone, according to the criminal complaint. Keller has been charged with indecent exposure, a serious misdemeanor. At Hy-vee, where's there's a helpful smile in every employee-only room.

Crowd vs Cops @ The State Fair

Des Moines police officers were attacked as they waded into a combative crowd outside the gates of the Iowa State Fair Sunday night. Officers sprayed chemical deterrents and deployed a stun gun while trying to gain control. Two teen girls were taken into custody for questioning following the incident. Police administrators announced last week they were stepping up security outside the gates because of a series of attacks and fights on Aug. 14. Similar events unfolded on Sunday, the last night of the fair. Police Sgt. Richard Schuett and reserve Officer Lynn Hubbs both complained of head, neck and back pain after being punched from behind while trying to secure arrests. Several large crowds of people were leaving the fairgrounds. Sgt. Schuett was attempting to make an arrest when someone hit him in the back of the head with a closed fist. A police report says: “Officer Schuett was on the ground fighting with his suspect, and several other females began to attack him.” Another offic...

Man attacked wife, bit her new boyfriend

An Amana man is in the Johnson County Jail after he allegedly attacked his estranged wife and bit her new boyfriend. Jesse Keith Hill, 30, was arrested early Friday morning for first-degree burglary, domestic abuse and assault causing bodily injury after he allegedly broke into his estranged wife’s Tiffin apartment and attacked her and her new boyfriend. According to the arrest report, Hill kicked in the front door of his wife’s apartment after yelling at her and ringing the door bell several times just before 1 a.m. Once inside, he got into a physical fight with the alleged victims, biting the unidentified boyfriend on his abdomen, taking a small chunk of skin away, and biting his left arm, the Johnson County Sheriff’s Office said. Hill also struck him in the face, leaving a lump on his cheek, and left a five-inch scratch on his wife’s back and left shoulder during the attack, according to the arrest report. Hill then fled in a truck before officers could arrive, but was ...

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Death of 24-year-old woman in Cedar Rapids called suspicious

CEDAR RAPIDS – Police found a 24-year-old woman dead Thursday inside a southwest Cedar Rapids home, but there were no signs to indicate what happened. The death of Mackenzie L. Ervin, 24, at 158 Mayden Ave. SW is considered suspicious, police said. She lived at the address, but it wasn’t immediately known whether she lived there alone. “Nobody witnessed the death,” said Sgt. Cristy Hamblin, a police spokeswoman. Hamblin said investigators did not find anything to indicate how Ervin died. An autopsy has been scheduled, and investigators are hoping it reveals more clues. Maybe she ate too many eggs.

Life's a Beach and Halfway to Spring Break Party in Iowa City

Iowa City Promotions Friday, September 10th, 2010 Iowa City Promotions, marketed by W Group Consulting, is hosting a Halfway to Spring Break Party. Seth Bunting will MC the event and start the party with Acapulco Spring Break 2011 giveaways. Iowa City Promotions, marketed by W Group Consulting, is hosting a Life's a Beach party with Jonna Mannion and Derek Chavez from the MTV's The Real World. The evening of events will start with an exclusive dinner with Jonna and Derek at Joseph's Steakhouse before the party. Iowa City Promotions is an events promotions company. Working along side W Group Consulting, the partnership promotes businesses by coordinating exciting events and bringing together organizations in the community to build on opportunities. Iowa City Promotions

Who got busted for selling alcohol to minors?

CORALVILLE – Employees from three Coralville businesses are accused of selling alcohol to an underage person during police stings Wednesday. Charged with selling or supplying an alcoholic beverage to someone younger than 21 were: Jessica Alvarez, 21, of Coralville, an employee at Deli Mart, 506 Second St. Jordan Bontrager, 24, of Iowa City, an employee at Monica’s, 303 Second St. Sun Kim, 46, of Coralville, an employee at Shogun Japanese Restaurant, 2510 Corridor Way. The Coralville Police Department conducted alcohol compliance checks at 49 businesses in all, sending in an underage male to try to buy alcohol. Ooh, aint that a b*tch.

Today's Tabloids

Jennifer Aniston hates retards: yeeeah! Spencer Pratt is writing a “Tell All” Book About Heidi Montag: celeb killer Media Whore of the Week: kikster Party "poopers" leave their mark in swanky hotel pool: abc news Facebook Hates Teddy Bear Porn: dlisted Sex Offender Painted Gold Tries to Steal Delivery Truck: hollywood on crack LeBron James never liked you anyways: royalty fame

What is wrong with your lips?

Seriously, is their a name for that?

Would You Eat The Skinwich?

The "Skinwich" comprises of five greasy, seasoned layers of fried chicken skin on a bun topped with American cheese and bacon. Holy Heart-Attack. KFC Kills.

Yeah, He's from Iowa.

That's so Favre

"While Iowa continues its preparations for the season, sophomore running back Brandon Wegher remains at home in South Dakota , making his status uncertain. Hawkeyes coach Kirk Ferentz is waiting for word from Wegher about whether he will join the team. "I guess all I can say is we all have periods in our lives where we reflect a little bit and think about things," Ferentz said. "I think that's pretty much where he's at right now, sorting through some things. We're certainly hopeful that he chooses to come back. It's going to be his decision, either way." Wegher ran for a 641 yards and set a school record for freshman with eight touchdowns last season. He was to compete with fellow sophomores Jewel Hampton and Adam Robinson for playing time." Bro, enough with the Brett Favre like drama. Make up your mind already. Check out more coverage of the Wegher drama here: Black Heart Gold Pants

F*ck those speed cameras

WATERLOO, Iowa --- The city is entertaining plans for cameras to catch and ticket speeding motorists and those running red lights. Waterloo City Council members received a sales pitch Monday from representatives of Gatso USA Inc. of Beverly, Mass., which installed similar traffic devices in Cedar Rapids earlier this year. Mayor Buck Clark and a majority of the council members said they were willing to entertain employing the cameras, which are designed to improve roadway safety but have been panned by opponents as being invasions of privacy and city revenue boosters. Cough cough..I call bullish*t. In an interview, mayor Clark says they don't have the funds or sources to have someone watch a intersection for speeders and accidents. But now they have the funds and sources for someone in a different state to review countless hours of tapes to find speeders and record their license plate? Huh? Power and Greed ruins everything. Sure," it's all about safety" when you can...

CR woman gets her 106th arrest

Betty Lou Harris had been arrested 105 times by Cedar Rapids police, but never for prostitution. That changed late Thursday night, when police said Harris propositioned an undercover officer in the 100 block of 14th Street SE. Harris, 40, was charged with prostitution and public intoxication, according to a criminal complaint filed Friday. Police said the officer was driving by a house at 119 14th St. SE just before 11 p.m. when Harris yelled to him from the front porch. The officer stopped, Harris went to the car and eventually offered sex in exchange for money, according to the police report. Harris was arrested and taken to the Linn County Jail. By Friday afternoon, she was no longer listed on the inmate roster. That $5 crack rock makes you do crazy things... Cmon Betty Lou, we know you can reach 150 arrests, just apply yourself!

Whiten your balls

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ The Johnson and Johnson company unveiled its new Visine-brand "Eye-Bright" whitening strips Tuesday, an over-the-counter product designed to reduce unsightly stains in bloodshot and yellowed eyeballs. "If you're one of the millions who suffer from embarrassing ocular discoloration, this is the remedy you've been waiting for," spokeswoman Bonnie Jacob said of the adhesive strip, which, according to instructions, should be smoothed over an open eye, left on overnight while it fastens to the cornea, and then peeled off along with a thick membrane of broken capillaries and undesirable pigmentation. "Eye-Bright gets your eyeballs up to six shades whiter, thanks to a unique formula that penetrates optical tissues to scrub out ugly blotches at their source." Jacob added that consumers should discontinue use if swollen eyes reach billiard-ball size or sudden eruptions of vitreous fluid occur. You know they made this for pot-heads, right?

So you think you can bag?

There will be a lot riding on Jordan Kessler Friday when the Solon native competes in the 2010 Iowa Grocery Industry Association’s Best Bagger competition at the Iowa State Fair. Kessler, 22, will be competing for the North Dodge Hy-Vee. The Hy-Vee company hasn’t won the competition since 2001, being shut out by Fareway for the remainder of the decade. That year was the last time the winner came out of Iowa City. On top of that, the 2001 winner was Kessler’s father, Jeff Kessler, the frozen food manager at the North Dodge Hy-Vee. The younger Kessler said he isn’t feeling any pressure, though. “It doesn’t put any pressure on me,” the University of Iowa cinema student said Wednesday. “It just makes me want to do better so I can show him up. It’s a friendly rivalry, I guess.” Jordan Kessler will be competing against 17 other baggers across the state, including a bagger from New Pioneer Co-op in Iowa City. Kessler has worked for Hy-Vee for about five years, but he’s never been assigned ...

Shawn Johnson and the London Olympics

NEW YORK (AP) — Gold medal-winning gymnast Shawn Johnson says she's serious about her training for the 2012 London Olympics. And I'm seriously thinking about watching this time...

Ronald McDonald smokes pot

Charges have been dismissed against two Iowa City men charged with possession of marijuana in February. Police went to 2023 Taylor Drive, the home of Ronald McDonald, on February 14 after receiving a report of a suspicious smell. Responding officers said they could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the residence. As a result of their investigation, McDonald was charged with possession of marijuana and permitting a gathering for the use of drugs. Also charged were Deandre L. R. Irby and Sven M. J. Hovland. Irby was charged with possession of marijuana. Hovland was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver. Hovland later pleaded guilty and was sentenced to one year of supervised probation. On Aug. 5, the court dismissed the charges against McDonald and Irby. Does this story even need my comment? I mean, the title is funny enough.

Woman tries to hit man with van!

DAVENPORT, Iowa - A Davenport woman is facing several charges after she was accused of trying to run down a man with two small children in the back of her vehicle. Police say Shidona Jetter, 19, was arrested Saturday after allegedly driving towards a man in the Von Maur parking lot. The man was not hit. Jetter was booked in Scott County jail on several charges, including child endangerment . Sounds like this should of happened in a trailer park.

Ricky Stanzi

Has Bieber Fever and he know's it.

Best GF ever? Break is over get back to work!

Girls, step your game up and we might stay around longer, just saying. Why can't all girlfriends offer this?

For your lunch break

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Woman calls 911 60 times!

kcrg.com CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - 911 tapes released Monday reveal what caused police to arrest a Cedar Rapids woman for harassment. Donya Humbles called 911 sixty times in a matter of hours. Humbles says she got word that her son was hurt and in police custody. So, she went to the police station to get more information. She told TV9 officers couldn’t give her any details, so she dialed 911 looking for answers. When Humbles dialed 911 the first few times, she asked for information about her son’s whereabouts. She heard her son was arrested after he allegedly got into a fight at school. At the time, a sergeant wasn’t available. So, Humbles kept calling. Each time, the conversation got more heated because she wasn’t getting any information about her son. 911 Transcript: HUMBLES: “I will come up there, baby. You don’t know who you’re f***in with, home girl. I was just there.” OPERATOR: “Then come up here. We’re at 505 First St.” HUBMLES: “B****, I will come to your house. I know where you liv...

Iowa likes its liquor

[qctimes.com] The 10 top-selling liquor brands in Iowa and cases sold through June 2010: Source: Iowa Alcoholic Beverages Division 1. Black Velvet: 48,755 2. Captain Morgan’s Original: 39,908 3. Hawkeye Vodka: 34,526 4. Five O’Clock Vodka: 24,972 5. Jack Daniel’s Black Label: 15,459 6. Barton Vodka: 11,925 7. Smirnoff Vodka: 14,109 8. Phillips Vodka: 14,055 9. Bacardi Light Rum: 13,937 10. McCormick Vodka: 12,678 “I think people are really watching how they spend their money, and they want a good value, and the craft beer provides them that because it’s just a totally new experience and flavor,” Albert said. “I really think they’re still looking at quality over quantity. If I’m going to spend my money, I’m going to spend it on something good and not a lot of little piddling stuff.” And I think people just want to get f*cked up quickly as possible if they're buying any of those!

Miss Iowa, really?

Batista was booed at a game when fans expected someone else to pitch. "Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having to see Miss Iowa, you might get those kind of boos." Miss Iowa? More like Miss Pork Queen at a local fair...and Batista was right so deal with it.