Jimmi Jerx

If you accepted Caitlyn, then you have to accept her.  She's a white woman who wants to be identified as a black woman. This is America!

Pat O'Brien spills the beans before his new book drops and go figure it's something that gets people's attention.  He claims he 'touched elbows' with Angelina Jolie in a elevator.  He then claims she said she had been looking for this guy she knows because she's really horny.  Pat tells her, "Well you have my number!" I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to get sales, but I don't think this will help much.  I think this might be the only eyebrow raising story in his lame book.  Isn't this guy in his 90's by now?

“Ferguson riots have very little to do with the shooting of the young man. It is an excuse to be the losers these animals truly are. It is a tipping point to frustration built up over years of not trying, but blaming everyone else, The Man, for their failures. It’s always someone else’s fault when you give up. Hopefully this is a reminder to the African Americans ( I always thought we just Americans. Oh, well.) that their President the voted in has only made things worse for them, not better.” Well, that wasn't a good idea was it Mr. Hercules?

This is how Ellen really felt.  You know it's true. If you want to see more, click HERE .

Kim Kardashian before butt implants .. Kim Kardashian after butt implants .. I don't know how else your ass could GROW LIKE THAT?!?

Is anyone surprised?  Is anyone surprised this guy (Jeremy Bieber) is calling it quits with his wife of seven years to go smoke weed and party  take care of his son, Justin?  Of course you're not.  I'm not either.  Think about it, you can travel the world and fuck random girls  see the world while your seed is growing. It's a win win for both of them.  Obviously Jeremy is a 18 year old living in a 39 year old's body.   Glad to see he's taking responsibility, looking over his son and helping him make right decisions in life. You go Jeremy Bieber.

Justin Timberlake cancelled his NYC show last night due to "health problems."   Here's what he said: "Hey NY. There is never an easy way to do this... Unfortunately, I have to postpone tonight's show to Friday due to health reasons.  I am truly sorry to everyone that have tickets for tonight. It kills me to have to do this. I hope to see you all on Friday. --JT"  But it could be for other reasons?  Other reasons that have been rumored about before?  Pregnancy rumors and troubles between him and his wife, Jessica Biel.  His own Grandma has even gone on record stating the two needed time together and their marriage is 'hard going.' Time will only tell if he really did have "health problems" or there is a breakup coming in the near future!

So remember my last post about this?  Where Farrah Abraham was offered $1 Million by the CEO of Vivid ( The company that made her porno) to take a lie detector test regarding her claims she was drugged and rape?  Well JimmiJerx.com has learned Miss Abraham has declined the $1 Million offer and instead will continue to make other claims to whatever radio/TV station that will put a camera in her face. Is anyone surprised she passed on the lie detector test? You know, the test that show if you're LYING or not?  Good Luck, Farrah.  In a few months you won't be mentioned anywhere.  That is unless, you make yet another porn!  Who the f*ck wants to see those roast beef lips again? Not me.

Miley Cyrus performing at the Tacoma Dome for the Bangerz Tour February 16th, 2014. No comment.

Steve Hirsch calls Farrah Abraham's claims foolish!  Farrah claims she was drugged and rapped during her promotional tour for her first sex tape, "Back Door Teen Mom."  Steve Hirsch (The CEO of Vivid) has put the offer on the table and now it's time for Farrah to respond or shut up with the allegations! See Steve Hirsch make the offer HERE . [VIA:FishWrapped] It's simple, if she's telling the truth, the lie detector test should be a breeze, right?

After showing off her baby bump of course the first question you ask is, who is the baby's daddy?!  According to Twitter, no name, no hit rapper by the name of "Mr.Papers" is the father.  After getting tweeted from thousands of people, it was safe to say he was the father.  Now it's being said that Floyd Mayweather might be the daddy!  Lil Kim and Floyd were dating last September. So, who's the daddy?! Floyd Mayweather, you are ___ the father! Fill in the blank with Maury Povich saying it.

Back in August 2013, this twitpic put Beliebers in a frenzy!  Well, it turns out the guy in the pic is a Justin Bieber look alike and his name is Rob Miller. Big deal, I know.  But, get this guy some fake tattoos and he could do a lot of damage to the Biebs.  It would be halirous.

Drake tells Rolling Stone in the new issue hitting stands tomorrow: “That s–t was wack as f–k.  It felt cheap. It didn’t feel genuine.  Take Your W, and if you feel you don’t deserve it, go get better — make better music.” I agree with Drake in this post .  This really made Macklemore seem softer than Charmin.

Did you see the first Sharknado? Wasn't is just f*cking awesome?!  Well, since it was the most amazing movie ever made with the hottest celebrities ever, they are making SHARKNADO 2!  How awesome is this?  How awesome is that we are given a sequel to the greatest movie ever made?  I can not wait. Right. Here are the very talented actors that have been chosen and their role: Vivvica A. Fox will play Fin’s old high school friend, Skye. Mark McGrath will play Fin’s brother-in-law. Kelly Osbourne will play the flight attendant. Andy Dick will play the police officer. Judah Friedlander is set to play Brian. Judd Hirsch plays the taxi driver, naturally. It's exciting, I know.

Rob Kardashian is fat.  Overweight.  Obese.   Rob was recently spotted in L.A. heading to a meeting after "hitting the gym" on Jan. 27th.  Define "hitting the gym."  Rob covered in huge body mass in a black sweatshirt and "black workout pants." Rob tells Us Magazine, "I still have to lose like 40 to 50 pounds believe it or not.  Six months I should be there."  Said Rob back in May 2013.  A source tells Us Magazine, "Rob is really depreseed.  He's not as close with his family right now, and he won't answer a lot of texts and calls from friends.  Rob has a trainer, but rarely shows up for the sessions." At this rate, Rob will be the first celebrity to be shown on TLC's "My 600lb Life."

[Photo:SPLASHNEWS] Lil Kim is pregnant.  Go grab a brown bag and think about that for a minute.  She was seen at NYFW showing off her baby bump.  Who in their sick mind would take Lil Kim to Pound Town? Barf.  

Selena Gomez was spotted yesterday in LA doing whatever a person does after a stint in rehab.  After everything she has been through lately, I would suggest her to never leave the house if she thinks it's ok to look like this. Selena, if you had a brother who liked to cross dress, this would be him.

Courtland Rogers goes to Twitter the same night the new season of Teen Mom 2 premiered on MTV. Janelle's response: “That was the plan the day we got arrested. Gotta wait until April buddy.” Oh. Did you see the pic of Janelle naked before her abortion?  I'll never think of a certain type of meat the same way ever again.

[Photo:Coleman-Rayner] Former wife of Doug Hutchison was spotted at Dan Tana's in Hollywood having dinner with talent manager and producer David Weintraub.  David was a producer on 'Celebrity Rehab' and its spin off 'Sober House.'  “Widely known as a pop culture phenomenon, Courtney does indeed have enormous legitimate talent and star power. DWE Talent will drive Courtney in many different areas of film, TV, viral, hosting and branding spaces. We are excited to introduce Courtney Stodden’s new image worldwide.”  Said, Mr. Weintraub. David, what type of talen will you be managing exactly?  I'm stumped.

Is becoming a woman one day at a time and has the most beautiful locks with the most volume I have ever seen.  Good job Bruce, keep it up.