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[associated press] Iowa State defensive back David Sims was charged Tuesday with unauthorized use of a credit card stemming from a July 17 incident in Ames. Sims is suspended from the team after being charged Tuesday with unauthorized use of a credit card, according to the school’s student-athlete discipline policy.The charge, an aggravated misdemeanor, may be punishable by up to two years in jail and may include a fine between $625 and $6,250 under Iowa law. “I have met with David about this incident and related my deep disappointment in his actions, which are not representative of a member of our football program,” coach Paul Rhoads said in a statement. “I have informed him he will face disciplinary action, which will be handled internally in the athletics department and within our football program. “In addition, he has been relieved of his position as a co-captain on our football team.” Sims is suspended indefinitely, according to the school’s discipline policy for athletes. The...

bleachreport.com The College Football Media Day circus has flung into high gear this week, and with it comes more drama than a Keeping up with the Kardashians marathon. Members of the media have been eagerly awaiting the league's press day since news of the conference breakup, and are full of stress-inducing questions for new and departing coaches and players. Iowa State’s Paul Rhoads was one of the newer head coaches participating this year. He brought along quarterback Austen Arnaud, running back Alexander Robinson and defensive end Rashawn Parker to assist in answering questions for the media. Among the drama-provoking questions asked of the coach and his players was one about their opinion of the recent claim by Iowa’s Adrian Clayborn. At an Iowa mini-media day, Clayborn answered questions about expectations for the upcoming season. In his response, he mentioned that the Hawkeyes were “the only team in the state” as far as he knew. Apparently, that agitated one of the Cyclone s...

Too bad you can only drive it during the football season. Otherwise, you are one big douchebag.

Mindy Greany WATERLOO,IA --- A Grundy Center woman has been sentenced to prison for stealing from people with disabilities. As a credit counseling company employee, Mindy Sue Greany, 31, oversaw the funds of the blind and mentally challenged --- people who needed help keeping track of their money. Instead, she siphoned more than $100,000 from their accounts at Family Management Credit Counselors in Waterloo. On Friday, District Court Judge Margaret Lingreen sentenced Greany to spend up to 10 years in prison for her pleas to six counts of first-degree theft, eight counts of second-degree theft and one count of third-degree theft. One of the credit counseling clients had a simple question for Greany when he took the witness stand during sentencing. "He said 'Why did you steal from me?'" said Roger Goldsberry, director of Family Management Credit Counselors. Greany was an administrative assistant at the organization and took money between July 2003 and July 27, 2...

So your girlfriend fucked your roommate on your one-year anniversary, big deal. There's no need to break down in tears after your third fucking drink. It's embarrassing. I really don't feel like spending the rest of my hard-earned drunkenness talking about shit like "feelings" and "caring" so you either have to act like a man, or I'm bailing on you. The whole reason why we went out is to drink and meet some girls, so let's work on the latter part of this operation and find some new females instead of sobbing over the old ones. Go find your ex's friends and talk to them. Trust me, nothing pisses an ex off more then banging one or two of her "friends." Just please stop crying, Bro.

Oh my god! I saw those new pics of you on vacation this week! How was it!? How's your family!? Are you still dating your girlfriend!? Its not up on Facebook!? Listen b*itch, just because we were in the same freshman orientation group and had Math 101 together two years ago does not mean that we're "Friends" by anyone's standards. We may be "Friends" on Facebook, but other than the occasional hello when we walk by each other in the quad to avoid awkwardness, I honestly don't f*cking care about you or anything that happens in your life. I bet you have 2,000 friends on Facebook, while in reality you hang out regularly with three of them. Take a lap, I'm going to get another beer.

MILWAUKEE (Reuters Life!) - A jury on Thursday found a 24-year-old Wisconsin man guilty of attempted sexual assault for trying to dig up a dead woman's body so his brother could have sex with the corpse, court officials said. On a night in September 2006, Alexander Grunke, his brother Nick and friend Dustin Radke went to the St. Charles cemetery in Cassville, Wisconsin, intent on digging up a 20-year-old woman's body who had died the week before in a car wreck. First, they went to a store to buy condoms, according to the police report. They dug up the grave but were stymied by the concrete vault holding the woman's casket. They ran away when a vehicle approached but were stopped by police, with Grunke dressed in black and perspiring profusely. In testimony in Grant County court, Radke said his friend had long wanted to have sex with a corpse, according to a report on KCRG-TV's website. "Nick said numerous times over the years how he'd love to have sex with...