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"Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate."[via]


Liam "Hey hunny, could you get me a big fat black d*ck as my birthday cake? Thanks!!!"


By the looks of it, she'd be going for the butthole if that was a real bj. Weirdo.





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  1. AnonymousTuesday, June 26, 2012 at 1:05:00 PM CDT

    I can't lie.. That's one badass lookin dick cake. lmao. But I certainly wouldn't have chosen a BLACK one. Unless, of course, I WAS black. lol. Which I'm not. Also, the red velvet interior with the red icing trim makes it look like it's bleeding. So in conclusion, she got him a giant, black, bleeding dick cake. Wooow. lmao. Congratulations, Miley! You've managed to both amuse, frighten AND emasculate your boyfriend. Happy birthday, Liam! Poor guy. lol

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