From BHGP.com: [Memo dictated by Tad Shamarharhar, Assistant Athletic Director for Color Coordination, Wave Production and Rhythmic Chanting, for general release] "The Penn State game was a great success. I don't think anyone thought we could get the Kinnick crowd to pull off the stripe effect, but we did it. Note to self: if I ever realize my lifelong dream of pulling off a coup d'etat in this country, remember that the Iowans follow directions well. Very well. Don't write that last part down. It was an impressive effort, but I think we have just touched the tip of the iceberg in terms of fan color coordination. We can, nay, we must go farther. Here are the color coordination instructions I have prepared for the Wisconsin game: If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 1-15, you should wear navy If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 16-25, you should wear royal blue If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 26-40, you should wea...
I can't lie.. That's one badass lookin dick cake. lmao. But I certainly wouldn't have chosen a BLACK one. Unless, of course, I WAS black. lol. Which I'm not. Also, the red velvet interior with the red icing trim makes it look like it's bleeding. So in conclusion, she got him a giant, black, bleeding dick cake. Wooow. lmao. Congratulations, Miley! You've managed to both amuse, frighten AND emasculate your boyfriend. Happy birthday, Liam! Poor guy. lol
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