Jimmi Jerx

"This  picture she Tweeted  of herself in a barely-there black bikini has some fans wondering whether too little is just too much. The tiny black swimsuit seems to be having a hard time containing those famous Kardashian curves, leading to a fierce debate between haters and fans in the comments section of the post. The positive and negative remarks bounce back and forth like a tennis ball."[popeater.com] " Hey, we've seen Kim The Slore take 8" of Ray J doggie style. You think we care about a bikini shot? Our only hope is that the bottom holds in the stink of all the nggiers she fkcued." "if every chick looked like her i would be srt8." "is one of the sexiest women in Hollywood"...actually she TRIES to be one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. There's a HUGE difference between sexy and skanky. She's the latter."   anything post-sex-tape just doesn't cut it. 

sh*t whipped guys say  - funemployedchicago

The singer is in hot water again after a new promo for the re-release of her  " 4 " album hit the Internet this week, appearing to show the singer with lighter skin than she has in real life. I can't help it, she looks like RuPaul.

(enjoying her 2nd day in Hawaii...roll it up!) It's gotta be that new Jay-Z/Beyonce Blue Ivy bud that just came out.

Give it time. Her dog will end up "missing", she won't report it missing for 30 days and pictures of her at bars will be posted on TMZ.

"We knew Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby Blue Ivy was going to be influential, but this just isn't what we expected. The week-old child is already racing up the Billboard charts with her cries audible on her dad's song "Glory," and she already has her own strain of marijuana named after her, reports TMZ. According to the website, several weed dispensaries in Los Angeles are selling a new strain of pot called "OG Blue Ivy." Of course, Beyonce and Jay-Z didn't sign off on the new strain, but they don't have a trademark on their daughter's name and so far the stores haven't received any sort of legal notice from the couple."[Huffington Post Entertainment] I wonder how long until a Blue Ivy liquor line? Or replace liquor with anything else that people can profit off of. Maybe they should Trademark the name...

Fairfax, Va. -- A man suspected in more than a dozen incidents at retail stores in Fairfax, Virginia has been captured in Peru, authorities said. Johnny D. Guillen, known as the "Corta Nalgas" --or "butt cutter" -- was captured Friday in Lima, according to Jair Quedas, system operator for Interpol Peru. Authorities in the United States were looking for Guillen for allegedly cutting the buttocks of 13 young women, according to America Noticias, Peruvian local television. Authorities say in all cases Guillen distracts the women in their teens or early 20s, then slashes them on their behind. In one incident, officers responded to a report of a woman who suffered a 1 1/2 inch wound to her buttocks at a Forever 21 store on July 25. Talk about an ass-man.