Serial Butt Slasher Caught!

Fairfax, Va. -- A man suspected in more than a dozen incidents at retail stores in Fairfax, Virginia has been captured in Peru, authorities said. Johnny D. Guillen, known as the "Corta Nalgas" --or "butt cutter" -- was captured Friday in Lima, according to Jair Quedas, system operator for Interpol Peru. Authorities in the United States were looking for Guillen for allegedly cutting the buttocks of 13 young women, according to America Noticias, Peruvian local television. Authorities say in all cases Guillen distracts the women in their teens or early 20s, then slashes them on their behind. In one incident, officers responded to a report of a woman who suffered a 1 1/2 inch wound to her buttocks at a Forever 21 store on July 25.

Talk about an ass-man.

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