Selena Gomez has issues!

So if you haven't heard, Selena Gomez went to rehab a few weeks ago or maybe it was a month. I don't know, either way she went. Now she's claiming it was pop punk star Justin Bieber's fault. She said something close to, "well he was doing it so much with his friends when I was around, I felt the need to do it." Ok, don't quote me on that, but it's close enough.

Now listen, don't get me started on Justin Bieber, but nobody made Hoffman stick those needles in his arm! So Selena, dear, stop pointing the finger and enjoy your time with Austin Mahone, ok?

Gawker Slams Press? (Nik Richie's Daughter)

"Sorry, But Babies Are Ugly" Oh, you probably don't think so. You probably think that your baby is "cute." Sure. Do you think a worm is cute? No. Your baby basically looks like a worm with a face and a couple legs. It's fairly hideous. I'm sure that your baby could very well grow up to be a cute child, or even a cute adult. But right now it is just a shriveled, crying, drooling, bald mess. If you saw a homeless man exhibiting the exact same physical traits as your baby, you would cross the street in disgust. Your hormones have you fooled. We're giving you the hard truth here. What are you going to do, widely distribute this post on all of your parenting message boards and newsletters and "social media" sites until countless thousands of readers flood into its comment section, inflating our readership statistics with their outpouring of rage? Go ahead, do your worst. We can take it. Your baby is ugly. Your baby? Your baby. Your ugly baby. G...

Addicted to porn

OCTOBER 7–A Minnesota teenager arrested for burglarizing a neighbor’s home told cops that she sought to steal cash and household items to help pay for her pornography addiction, according to a police report. Amanda Owens, 18, was nabbed this week for allegedly squeezing through the doggy door to get into Darin Pake’s home in East Bethel. Pake told Anoka County Sheriff’s Office deputies that he set up a hidden camera after his home had been burglarized several times last week. On Monday, the camera recorded Owens slipping into Pake’s home around 8 AM. “The defendant is seen walking throughout the house, rummaging through Mr. Pake’s things,” according to a probable cause statement. When questioned by investigators, Owens reportedly copped to entering Pake’s home on several occasions (via the doggy door) and stealing a jar of money and a camera, which she planned to pawn. The teenager, deputies noted, “stated she is addicted to pornography and purchased 20 to 30 DVD’s and owed money, t...

Christina Aguilera at The Etta James Funeral. YUCK!

[via] So I think Chrisitina did a good job of covering one of Etta James' songs at her funeral, but then I realized she either sh*t her pants or got her rag during it. WTF?! It must be all that weight she gained or the fact she thinks she's still skinny so she still wears tight clothes. Anyway, next time wear some depends with 15 maxi pads. Damn!

Jimmi Jerx

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