Selena Gomez has issues!

So if you haven't heard, Selena Gomez went to rehab a few weeks ago or maybe it was a month. I don't know, either way she went. Now she's claiming it was pop punk star Justin Bieber's fault. She said something close to, "well he was doing it so much with his friends when I was around, I felt the need to do it." Ok, don't quote me on that, but it's close enough.

Now listen, don't get me started on Justin Bieber, but nobody made Hoffman stick those needles in his arm! So Selena, dear, stop pointing the finger and enjoy your time with Austin Mahone, ok?

Meryl Street

White people, you don't need to act gangster everytime you're around african americans. Kobe, retire. Fiddy, release an album. Thanks Anything below this post is old. I've been in rehab. Time to relapse.

"Love it or Leave it Color Coordination"

From BHGP.com: [Memo dictated by Tad Shamarharhar, Assistant Athletic Director for Color Coordination, Wave Production and Rhythmic Chanting, for general release] "The Penn State game was a great success. I don't think anyone thought we could get the Kinnick crowd to pull off the stripe effect, but we did it. Note to self: if I ever realize my lifelong dream of pulling off a coup d'etat in this country, remember that the Iowans follow directions well. Very well. Don't write that last part down. It was an impressive effort, but I think we have just touched the tip of the iceberg in terms of fan color coordination. We can, nay, we must go farther. Here are the color coordination instructions I have prepared for the Wisconsin game: If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 1-15, you should wear navy If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 16-25, you should wear royal blue If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 26-40, you should wea...

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