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Kim Kardashian Stays Relevant




"After realizing that a story hadn't been written about her in 12 hours, Kim Kardashian tweeted this picture of her hair yesterday ("I dyed my hair lighter yesterday! I'm loving it! New hair color=new beginnings for me"), and what a shock, you can also see her massive juggs in one of her new Kardashian Kollection bikinis. Oh my gosh, she must be so embarrassed -- mortified, really -- that she accidentally posted a picture of her cans. Especially when she only wanted you to see her new hair color. I bet she doesn't show her face for literally days. Poor little lamb." 
See the rest of her new hair color pics Here.


Oh Kim, when will you stop? Hey, you better check your phone to see the latest Kim Kardashian Google Alerts!

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  1. AnonymousTuesday, June 26, 2012 at 11:33:00 AM CDT

    Who the hell IS Kim Kardashian? What has she done? What has she accomplished? I seriously have no idea why she's famous. lol. I guess that's just it.. She's famous for being famous. Like a busty, raven haired Paris Hilton.

    I love your word usage and sarcasm, btw. Very amusing >.< :)

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  2. jimmiTuesday, September 11, 2012 at 3:00:00 PM CDT

    "Like a busty, raven haired Paris Hilton."

    I think you nailed it.

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