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Gawker Slams Press? (Nik Richie's Daughter)

"Sorry, But Babies Are Ugly"

Oh, you probably don't think so. You probably think that your baby is "cute." Sure. Do you think a worm is cute? No. Your baby basically looks like a worm with a face and a couple legs. It's fairly hideous. I'm sure that your baby could very well grow up to be a cute child, or even a cute adult. But right now it is just a shriveled, crying, drooling, bald mess. If you saw a homeless man exhibiting the exact same physical traits as your baby, you would cross the street in disgust. Your hormones have you fooled. We're giving you the hard truth here.
What are you going to do, widely distribute this post on all of your parenting message boards and newsletters and "social media" sites until countless thousands of readers flood into its comment section, inflating our readership statistics with their outpouring of rage? Go ahead, do your worst. We can take it. Your baby is ugly. Your baby? Your baby.
Your ugly baby.
Gawker posted that article shortly after Nik Richie posted a picture of his daughter on his site, thedirty.com about making a 6 figure deal modeling for Sugar Factory.

Really Gawker? Going after babies?  Even if Nik Richie is hated almost as much as Casey Anthony, talking smack about someone who can't even wipe their own ass is pathetic. Slamming celebrities is cool and all, but when you bash babies,  you all must have mommy/daddy issues growing up. Stay classy Gawker.
*Update, It's true, all babies are ugly.

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  1. valentines day quotesFriday, February 10, 2012 at 2:11:00 AM CST

    Shoo SHooo Shweeettt...
    Healthy post on children.
    the baby in the action in the 2nd pic. He will be the future boxer.. :)
    Like this 2nd funny pic now
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  2. jimmiThursday, February 23, 2012 at 8:51:00 AM CST

    Jeez, blogs these days.

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, June 26, 2012 at 11:16:00 AM CDT

    He's crazy. That kid is fkn adorable. I bet somebody blasted Gawker on TheDirty website, so he lashed out at Nik for allowing it to go up. lol. Hey, if you don't wanna be recruited to the DirtyArmy, keep your nose clean! It's sad when adults want revenge, so the first thing they do is play the baby card. It's the easiest, cruelest, most effective method that is guaranteed to piss off your enemy in the worst possible way. *smh. I personally love Nik for making the website. I've found it both entertaining, and useful. Quite useful, actually >:) I mean, sure, he can be an ass in his responses sometimes, but he's just being honest. If you're a dumbass, he's gonna treat you like one. Same as anybody else would.

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  4. jimmiTuesday, September 11, 2012 at 3:02:00 PM CDT

    Nik can't post enough for all the dumb asses out there.

    "Just sayin'"

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