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Christina Aguilera at The Etta James Funeral. YUCK!


So I think Chrisitina did a good job of covering one of Etta James' songs at her funeral, but then I realized she either sh*t her pants or got her rag during it. WTF?!  It must be all that weight she gained or the fact she thinks she's still skinny so she still wears tight clothes. Anyway, next time wear some depends with 15 maxi pads. Damn!

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  1. Omg, HA! That's awful. Has there been any follow up on this? Something that reveals exactly what it was? She HAS gained quite a bit of weight. Before she just looked sticky. lol. To see her on the red carpet you would swear the girl bathed in Crisco Oil. Considering how badly she tanked singing The National Anthem at the Super Bowl last year, my guess is she's probably shopping for the much cheaper off brand oils now. lol

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  2. Looks to me like her spray tan started to run, likely sweating on stage. I've had a spray tan in summer and it dripped like this once.

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