Aww Seal & Heidi are both grieving

"I think we were shocked" –Seal

The couple announced their split on Sunday, and considering there was no buzz circling around the split, no rumors, no nothing, we were all pretty surprised. It left us asking two important questions: First, what went wrong? And second, are they still going to do joint Halloween costumes?

Anyway, Seal has now spoken out about the split, saying that he still loves Heidi and has no intention to remove his wedding ring:

"Yes, I am still wearing my ring," the singer told Ellen DeGeneres. "I think it’s just pretty much a token of how I feel about this woman. We have eight years. Eight wonderful years together. Just because we have decided to separate doesn’t necessarily mean you take off your ring and you’re no longer connected to that person." [read more here]

I'm not buying what he's selling. Once he starts bangin' out chicks that are attracted to men with sh*t on their face, the ring will end up on his dresser, to inside his dresser, to inside a tube sock locked in a box under his undies. Just sayin'

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Connect the dots

While mounting the girl he cheated on you with. Duh.

Jimmi Jerx

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