"Love it or Leave it Color Coordination"

From BHGP.com:

[Memo dictated by Tad Shamarharhar, Assistant Athletic Director for Color Coordination, Wave Production and Rhythmic Chanting, for general release]

"The Penn State game was a great success. I don't think anyone thought we could get the Kinnick crowd to pull off the stripe effect, but we did it. Note to self: if I ever realize my lifelong dream of pulling off a coup d'etat in this country, remember that the Iowans follow directions well. Very well. Don't write that last part down.
It was an impressive effort, but I think we have just touched the tip of the iceberg in terms of fan color coordination. We can, nay, we must go farther. Here are the color coordination instructions I have prepared for the Wisconsin game:
If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 1-15, you should wear navy
If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 16-25, you should wear royal blue
If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 26-40, you should wear ecru
[50 pages of detailed color instructions follow]
And lastly, if you are in section 131, row 1, seat 1, you should wear burnt sienna.
The overall effect should look something like this:

Let's make it happen people."

Only if you love your country and Ricky Stanzi of course. I'm sure it can be done if we apply ourselves. Spread the word/story on facebook/twitter/myspace/etc.

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