Man Finds Fiancee in Gang Bang....

Public, anonymous and still widely unregulated, Craigslist is the ideal platform for scorned revenge-seekers. Which is why we weren't surprised to come across the following ad in the "Jewelry" section of Louisville Craigslist. In it, the poster attempts to sell a "never used" engagement ring after walking in on his fiancée in the middle of a gang bang.

Asylum reached out to the poster via the return address on Craigslist and received a terse "It speaks for itself " in reply.

Never get engaged without a receipt. I decided.

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Meryl Street

White people, you don't need to act gangster everytime you're around african americans. Kobe, retire. Fiddy, release an album. Thanks Anything below this post is old. I've been in rehab. Time to relapse.

"Love it or Leave it Color Coordination"

From BHGP.com: [Memo dictated by Tad Shamarharhar, Assistant Athletic Director for Color Coordination, Wave Production and Rhythmic Chanting, for general release] "The Penn State game was a great success. I don't think anyone thought we could get the Kinnick crowd to pull off the stripe effect, but we did it. Note to self: if I ever realize my lifelong dream of pulling off a coup d'etat in this country, remember that the Iowans follow directions well. Very well. Don't write that last part down. It was an impressive effort, but I think we have just touched the tip of the iceberg in terms of fan color coordination. We can, nay, we must go farther. Here are the color coordination instructions I have prepared for the Wisconsin game: If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 1-15, you should wear navy If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 16-25, you should wear royal blue If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 26-40, you should wea...

Connect the dots

While mounting the girl he cheated on you with. Duh.

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