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First date questions to ask for insecure guys..


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What were you like when you were a kid?
When was the first time that you had beer?
What happened?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
What would your dream house be like?
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
Where’s Waldo?
Do you dream often?
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
What last made you laugh?
Spontaneity or stability?
Do you like kids?
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?
Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
How often do you really "go out"?
Have you ever lost anyone you loved?
Ever been in true love?
On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?
Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often?
What is your zodiac sign?
Have any nick names? If so, what?
Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot?
Name a movie or movies you can watch over and over?
Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?
Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?
Do you have siblings? If so, how many?
Are your parents still together?
What is/was your worst subject in school?
Do you currently play any sports? If so, what?
Do you like to dance?
Name your 2 favorite colors and why?
Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Ever had an imaginary friend as a child?
Ever been skinny dipping?
Did/Do you enjoy highschool for the most part?
Do any drugs? If yes, what?
Do you drink? If yes, how often?
Do you smoke? If yes, how much?
Ever been in a physical fight? If yes how many and who were they with?





Holy sh*t. Who in the world would ask this many lame questions or need to? You're on a date, not an interview. Don't ever expect to get laid if you think you need to spend the whole night asking questions....What's your name? Are you single? There ya go, the most important ones and they're not even mentioned. There are more listed if you really need the help to survive the whole night over at Iowa Night Life, you loser: INL


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