So you think you can dance?

Police said an Iowa City man got physical with officers when they tried to stop him from dancing with Oakland Cemetery’s most famous resident.

Officers were called to 1000 Brown St. at 11:43 p.m. Friday for a report of a man dancing on the Black Angel statue. When officers arrived, they found 18-year-old Brian R. D. Holst, Jr., of 111 Dover St., near the statue.

Police said Holst became aggressive towards officers. He pushed and fought them until one of the responding officers used a Taser to subdue Holst.

Officers also found a glass pipe in Holst’s pocket, which he said he used to smoke marijuana.

Holst was arrested and charged with interference with official acts and assault on a peace officer.

"Don't tase me bro!" Sounds like it was a good time until they had to get out the taser. Getting baked then getting tased...talk about a heart attack buzz kill.

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