Get Naked and Drive Drunk!

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"Police didn’t have much of a description to go on when they responded to a report of a drunken driver Tuesday morning, but what they did have was more than enough. He was completely naked. Officers responded to the drunken driver report at the Deli-Mart at 525 Highway 1 W. at 2:41 a.m. Witnesses at the convenience store said they saw a naked man drive off and hit a street sign. Officers found the vehicle in question at 1015 W. Benton St., No. 39. The vehicle had fresh damage to the front driver fender and rear driver tire, police said.Police found the driver Kevin M. Scherschel, 20, outside his neighbor’s apartment. He was still naked, police said. Scherschel admitted to drinking at the Vine earlier in the night and driving, police said. He failed his field sobriety tests and had a blood-alcohol content of .189 percent, more than twice the legal limit of .08 percent to operate a motor vehicle in Iowa.Witnesses from Deli-Mart identified Scherschel as the driver of the vehicle. Scherschel was charged with drunken driving."

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