Drunk guy spray paints the road!

"IOWA CITY - Iowa City police arrested a man after he allegedly spray painted the northbound lane of N. Dubuque Street while intoxicated, twice in the same night.
Police say they found Joseph Honsey, 23, of Iowa City, spray painting the road outside his N. Dubuque Street residence around 4:00 a.m. back on April 9th, a Friday.
Honsey dropped his spray can and ran into his residence when he saw the officers. Honsey later admitted to spraying the road, police said.
Officers told Honsey to stay indoors or they would arrest him for public intoxication.
At 6:25 a.m., officers found Honsey outside spray painting, again. They arrested Honsey, charging him with public intox and third degree criminal mischief. The cleanup of Honsey’s paint job totaled $917."

Now that sounds like my kind of night. Or an expensive can of spray paint.

Comments

"Love it or Leave it Color Coordination"

From BHGP.com: [Memo dictated by Tad Shamarharhar, Assistant Athletic Director for Color Coordination, Wave Production and Rhythmic Chanting, for general release] "The Penn State game was a great success. I don't think anyone thought we could get the Kinnick crowd to pull off the stripe effect, but we did it. Note to self: if I ever realize my lifelong dream of pulling off a coup d'etat in this country, remember that the Iowans follow directions well. Very well. Don't write that last part down. It was an impressive effort, but I think we have just touched the tip of the iceberg in terms of fan color coordination. We can, nay, we must go farther. Here are the color coordination instructions I have prepared for the Wisconsin game: If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 1-15, you should wear navy If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 16-25, you should wear royal blue If you are sitting in section 122, row 45, seats 26-40, you should wea...

Connect the dots

While mounting the girl he cheated on you with. Duh.

A Heartless Woman

Mindy Greany WATERLOO,IA --- A Grundy Center woman has been sentenced to prison for stealing from people with disabilities. As a credit counseling company employee, Mindy Sue Greany, 31, oversaw the funds of the blind and mentally challenged --- people who needed help keeping track of their money. Instead, she siphoned more than $100,000 from their accounts at Family Management Credit Counselors in Waterloo. On Friday, District Court Judge Margaret Lingreen sentenced Greany to spend up to 10 years in prison for her pleas to six counts of first-degree theft, eight counts of second-degree theft and one count of third-degree theft. One of the credit counseling clients had a simple question for Greany when he took the witness stand during sentencing. "He said 'Why did you steal from me?'" said Roger Goldsberry, director of Family Management Credit Counselors. Greany was an administrative assistant at the organization and took money between July 2003 and July 27, 2...

Jimmi Jerx

Search This Blog