Drunk guy spray paints the road!

"IOWA CITY - Iowa City police arrested a man after he allegedly spray painted the northbound lane of N. Dubuque Street while intoxicated, twice in the same night.
Police say they found Joseph Honsey, 23, of Iowa City, spray painting the road outside his N. Dubuque Street residence around 4:00 a.m. back on April 9th, a Friday.
Honsey dropped his spray can and ran into his residence when he saw the officers. Honsey later admitted to spraying the road, police said.
Officers told Honsey to stay indoors or they would arrest him for public intoxication.
At 6:25 a.m., officers found Honsey outside spray painting, again. They arrested Honsey, charging him with public intox and third degree criminal mischief. The cleanup of Honsey’s paint job totaled $917."

Now that sounds like my kind of night. Or an expensive can of spray paint.

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