Rick Purry, you had me going for a bit. But I don't want a president who refers to himself in 3rd person 97% of the time and whose long lost relative is George Dubya.
So after making my infamous cup of jo that Starbucks can't touch, I decided to watch some Live with Kelly (because that's what I do, watch the cool morning shows) and I can't help but question Kevin Jonas' sexuality. But hey, it's butthole, not mine. "Don't tell anyone."