Jimmi Jerx

[via] So I think Chrisitina did a good job of covering one of Etta James' songs at her funeral, but then I realized she either sh*t her pants or got her rag during it. WTF?!  It must be all that weight she gained or the fact she thinks she's still skinny so she still wears tight clothes. Anyway, next time wear some depends with 15 maxi pads. Damn!

New York Post reports: "I hope somebody makes a movie about Obama’s life soon because I could play him. That's the goal," the rapper told VH1 News at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this week..."I watch all the addresses," he says. "Any time I see him on TV, I don’t change the channel. I definitely pay attention and listen to the inflections of his voice. If you ask anyone who knows me, I’m pretty good at impressions."..."I've been reading scripts for awhile," he said. "I want to do something great. I want to do something for my culture: The younger people who are still in tune with everything going on. I’m actually writing with my friends right now." Drake, don't quit your day job and I'm pretty sure Denzel already has that role locked.  Plus, you're first movie shouldn't go down in history as one of the worst. Rappers can't act, they already do a bad job pretending they had a hard life growing up ...

Kim Kardashian called police to her home in Beverly Hills when a stranger showed up at her gate with luggage ... saying he intended to stay at Kim's home. According to sources close to Kim ... the man showed up late last night. We're told he buzzed the intercom at her security gate and claimed Kim had flown him into town to stay with her -- and that he was supposed to be working on her reality show.  We're told Kim got freaked out when the man refused to leave and a member of her security detail alerted police.  It's unclear at this point if the man was booked for a crime. [via] I call b.s. It was probably for the show.  The writers must be getting lazy!  Anyway, Boycott Kim!

Nick Stahl was reportedly arrested for stiffing a cab driver on Friday. The actor allegedly got a ride but did not have the cash or credit to pay his $84 fare, leading the cabbie to flag down a police officer and had Stahl arrested. Stahl was reportedly taken into custody and not released until he posted $500 bail on Saturday. Perhaps best known for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Stahl also starred in the HBO series “Carnivale” and In The Bedroom. Stay classy, Stahl.

A violent fight at Flavor Flav’s home on Sunday led to the reported arrest of one of his children. The rapper-turned-reality-TV star’s 19-year-old daughter, Da’zyna, was taken into custody for misdemeanor battery after getting into a confrontation with one of Flav’s stepsons, according to TMZ. Flav himself was allegedly hit during the fight. Da’zyna will reportedly have a hearing before a judge later today. Flav's Response:

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A *few* paparazzi were taking pictures of Pink and Carey Hart yesterday as they were leaving their house in Santa Monica and apparently the couple took offense with Pink flipping them off and Carey getting into one of the guy's faces trying to provoke a fight. Dude, don't mess with a Black Superman.