Jimmi Jerx

I say let him come back. As long as we can get high off his supply. Oh yeah and he probably only wants to come back since wegher is now a sooner. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

We could of used more Norm like the Blue Oyster Cult needed more Cowbell. I don't even want to talk about the game. And in other news, the Cyclones still suck.

I'm going to BK right now to eat 2,500 calories and then the hospital to die.

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A Chicago White Sox logo was tattooed backward onto a woman’s thigh, she alleges in a lawsuit filed Thursday. Eugenia “Gina” Bebis of Elmwood Park went to Mystic Tattoo Art & Body Piercing in Chicago for a tattoo made up mainly of the Sox logo, according to the suit. She consulted with an employee, Micah St. John, and he worked up a proof of the design, the suit says. Mr. St. John then inked the tattoo on the outside of her thigh, and when she was able to see it, she saw that it was backward, with the word “Sox” in reverse, according to the suit, which names as defendants Mr. St. John and Mystic, 3120 N. Cicero Ave. in Chicago. Ms. Bebis, 20, alleges in the complaint that she “has had to undergo extensive laser tattoo removal procedures, will require further procedures in the future and will also require a different, larger tattoo to cover up the laser-faded backwards tattoo at issue.” The laser treatments have caused “severe and continuous pain,” according to the compla...

Iowa City Police say Kay Sonderberg thought her neighbors stole her cell phone so she went over to their home, kicked in their door, grabbed a lead pipe and told them she was going to kill them. Eventually Sonderberg left without hurting anyone. But she came back again, this time with a board. Police say she stood in the front yard and again threatened to kill them over the missing cell phone. Sonderberg's charged with harassment. Koo Koo! This could have been good on Cops though.

He wouldn't do the dishes so police say his girlfriend beat him with a broom. The fight over chores went down in Iowa City. Police say Marvella Lindsey threw something her her boyfriend when he refused to help in the kitchen. She's accused of then beating him in the head several times with a broomstick. Police say they did find bruises and cuts on the boyfriend. Lindsey is charged with domestic abuse causing injury and obstruction of justice. Police say the boyfriend's mother was also home at the time. The mom tried to call police but Police say Lindsey took the phone away from the mom and threw it causing the phone to break. I wonder if they still would of said "it went down" if the chick was white? Just wondering. Anyway guys, just do the dishes for your lady. Or "getchyo ass broomed."